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wThursday, December 11, 2003



Viagra

Viagra"

Yesterday, I did something silly. I thought I should try out Viagra. So, I went me to a clinic and asked the doctor in charge for viagra. And guess what? I actually got one.

When I entered the doctor's office, I smiled coyly. I sat and he asked me if I am experiencing back problems again. I said no.

"You see doctor, I need you to prescribe viagra for me." I said in one breath, it was something that I had rehearsed all evening.

"How old are you?" The doctor looked surprise.

"I'm 29."

"So what's wrong with you?"

"You see doctor, I can't get my thing hard. I have to masturbate just to get it hard, even then… It's not that hard!" I tried to look as embarrassed as possible. I should start considering acting as a career.

"How long have you experience this problem."

"Four months, I think. Before this, I never have this sort of problem before!"

The good doctor then gave me a long lecture about viagra and what it suppose to do to you. I tried to act stupid, of course, even though I had spent hours surfing the net reading about it. For some weird reason, somewhere in the conversation, he had said something like: "I don't think there's anything wrong with homosexuals. They are born that way…" He had included gays in the conversation when he was talking about us them using viagra as a recreational drug in the States (oh really, doctor?) And of course, he had included stories of dirty old men using viagra to woo girls to go to bed with them.

The doctor was reluctant to prescribe me with viagra, he insisted that I pop some vitamins instead.

"I hate to tell my missus that I'm always worn out and sex is not important and all that! I think she's tired to hear my excuses." I said, as sadly as I humanely can. Oh yes, I had also conveniently told the doctor that my missus love to make love to me, but unfortunately, I can't perform. (I came short of telling him that my imaginary wife is also a sex maniac dominatrix tudung-clad Xena).

To cut the story short, the good doctor did give me 1 (one) pill of viagra to try out. I told him I'll try it, and if it helps… I could always come to him to help with my 'condition'. I could imagine myself, going to the same clinic and tell the doctor that my missus (BTW, her name is Siti Nur Xena of Amazonia) really loves the effect of viagra to our sex life. Maybe then, I could get a constant supply of viagra from the clinic!

I am yet to use the viagra pill that I have gotten yesterday for recreational purposes…

I would like to thank killuminati of castitas.com for all the inspiration for this silly project of mine :)


posted by Nizam Zakaria at 12:02 PM |